D h G A D On my first day in Krim Obama sent to me D h G One serious warning D D G D A D And I laughed till I made myself pee One serious warning Two deep concerns Three sanction threats Four scared observers D G A Five hours call Six strong rebukes Pig food embargo On my 8th day in Krim all Krim belonged to me But I don't know, what then he says, for I get drunk for next 5 days And I laughed till I made myself pee